5:54 PM |

strangers are beautiful people
they never hurt you.
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15 in 2 days.
Count them.

Anywho's. I don't have much to blog about. Nothing radical's been happening lately, really.
[Unless, of course; you count my conversion to total red meat eater and my shaving my hair into a mohawk and dying it purple.]

SPEAKING OF WHICH. Since we're on the topic of mohawks. ...Ash's do is so rad! ...Not to sound gay or anything; but if I had to be a guy, I think I'd like it much better if I could get a mohawk.
Ash reminds me of a Native American now, though. He used to remind me [sortuv!] of Roy; but now I can already envision him with full warpaint on and with those awesome afro feather things in his hair, and him doing the whole "...How" thing.
Ash and Native Americans GO, okay. ...Dare ye to doubt the infinite wisdom of my logic?

And mhm. For the past few [eons! eras! centuries!] days, I have suffered relentless teasing; courtesy of Astroboy and Joshua. Rumour is a fleeting mistress. I've heard tons of rumours concerning the everrrrr popular topic: GUYS AND GIRLS.

[Duh. What else'd you think they'd gossip about-- the cafeteria food?]

...Gaw, I've heard so many rumours concerning me and insertrandomguy'snamehere already.
If gossip was to be believed; us girls would be dating half the school's male population.

NOT.

HELLO! ...And I am associated with these rumours- WHY?
I swear, I'm totally innocent. Besides I don't date PLUS I highly doubt that I actually know half the guys in our IP batch, let alone half the guys in NJ.
Remember, children: booze + boys = babies.

...Anyway. Steering away from that unfortunate topic; I shall bring us to a far merrier topic.

The decapitation of Saddam Hussein. [...sure.]

MY BIRTHDAY! <3

I swear, I don't feel eggstremely birthdayesque. I'll probably be able to relax only AFTER the canoeing marathon is over. ...That is, granted that I actually SURVIVE the thing. Which I shall! :] ...After all; DEATH BY PADDLE would look highly unpoetic on a death cert, I reckon. Or, even worse: DIED WHILE PADDLING AROUND SELETAR.

Gahhhh. I'm too beautiful to die just yet!

And white totally isn't my colour, fyi. WHITE + CARA = bad look. Do not emulate.

Anyway, so yeah. I'm orf now for dinner. But first, a note to my dahling Jae: No, I haven't forgotten you! I think about you everyday. I don't care if that sounds gay; because you're my girlie and we miss you and for goodness' sake hurry up and come on back home.

[Although I must confess that I'm mildly jealous since your husband'll probably be richer than mine! ...Butbut. Mine will be much nicer and INFINITELY CUTER, so there. ] <3

As always, I LOVE Y'ALL AND I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF STOPPING ANYTIME SOON.

So ha.

<3